Two things involved...

Everytime I’m about to embark on a long journey, I always think of two things before I board the vehicle…

It’s either there are any cute male passengers or not? If there are none, I am safe

If there is, there are two things involved…

Did I dress cute or not? If I did, I am safe

If I didn’t, there are two things involved…

Is there any other cute girl in the vehicle or not? If there is none, I am safe

If there is, there are two things involved…

Is she going to sit next to him or far from him? If she sits far from him, I am safe

If she sits close to him, there are two things involved…

Does the cute guy acknowledge her presence or not? If he doesn’t, I am safe

If he does, then there are two things involved…

Does she also acknowledge his presence or not? If she doesn’t, I am safe

If she does…well the journey loses all its excitement and I focus on assessing every other person in the vehicle or pay attention to my phone acting like I don’t care….